make friends with someone fatter than you

Make friends with a person who is fatter than you. How many of us have done this? No, you didn’t set out to, because something in that person was something you genuinely dug already. But since she’s bigger than you it’s like you already have a one up, something to fall back on, something that makes you better. This is not something you would ever admit to someone, of course. So hug her, love her, tell her she looks good in that dress. It makes you feel more confident than the times you look in the mirror and see your infinite list of imperfections. Now go make friends with someone skinnier than you.